Moonlight ... Too Far

While I was in navigator training at Mather Air Force Base, Sacramento, California, one night my wife and I went to a formal affair at the Officers’ Club.  She was dressed in a very beautiful black formal gown with red roses. She had fixed her hair up and looked like Salma Hayek—gorgeous and far better looking than all of the women there, as noted by the stares she received from the guys.  I was dressed in my formal military tuxedo or mess dress in military talk.  The Air Force mess dress looks very fancy and distinguished.  As I looked at myself in the mirror, I had the thought that not even Bill Gates [or now Jeff Bezos] could buy and properly wear one of these—you have to earn it.

The affair was really nice, and we had a great time.  As I said, My Girl was the object of more than one eye; she really looked great. After the dinner, there was dancing and more wine; both of which we liberally partaked in. It was a different time and you could actually do this and get away with it.  Air Force events usually end early so at around 11:00 p. m. the club lights came on and it was time to leave. 

As we walked outside we noticed that it was such a beautiful night:  a full moon was out, and every star seemed to have a special shine. Hmm… the kids have a babysitter and… we really don’t have to go home so early, sooooo…. As we were driving some dark and lonesome roads on the base near the base’s weapons storage area and alert facility (both of which were lit up in the background), I told her “Let’s park somewhere and look at the stars.”  Wife, “Yes, let’s do.”  

We drove onto a really dark road and I found a nice spot to park in… to see the stars… No sooner than I shutoff the car and put my arm around my wife, suddenly there was a really bright light pointed at us, and some guy screaming at us to get out of the car and put our hands up.  We got out of the car but I still couldn’t see anything other than the light.  I told my wife not to worry, when suddenly her eyes got about as big and wide as I’ve never seen; then she raised her hands. I barely started to see through the light pointed at us: the outline of an armored personnel carrier appeared with a security policeman (SP) on top of it, pointing a .50 caliber machine gun at us. Then I saw about a dozen SPs with M-16s pointed at us.  SHIT!!!

Now there comes a time in your life when it’s especially important to think clearly; my time had just arrived.  I was a second lieutenant at the time, but I had been enlisted for about eight years prior. The one thing all ranks know about second lieutenants is that they don’t know much and not much is expected of them as well.  This was particularly true of second lieutenants who are also navigator students. Time to go into my full second lieutenant mode.

“I’m Second Lieutenant Vergara and I demand to know why we’re being treated in this way?”

They asked for identification, and my wife and I showed them our military identification cards.  The NCO in charge then told me:

“Sir, this is a restricted area near the weapons storage area and alert facility. You’re not allowed to be here.?

Me:  “We’re not?  We didn’t know that.”

NCO:  “You set off all motion sensors.  What are you doing here?”

Me:  “My wife and I came from a party at the O Club and parked just to look at the moon and the stars.”

The sergeant got on the radio and said in effect to cease the alarms as the area was secure.

A voice on the radio asked: “What happened?”

NCO (with an amused tone in his voice while still trying to sound professional):  “A second lieutenant and his wife were looking at the stars…”

You could hear the roaring laughter in the background:  “Tell them they can’t be there and to go somewhere else.”

It turned out that as this was also a Strategic Air Command base in addition to the training wing, the area we had driven near to contained special weapons stored there for the B-52s that were stationed on the base and some of which were on alert fully armed. We probably set off every bell and whistle in the security area.  

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            The magical moment had passed.  We drove home to see the kids.

            True story... 

Pentagon Expertise

Monday morning, 0900, at an office in the Pentagon:

Division Chief, Colonel:   "Major, we need a position paper on this particular subject IMMEDIATELY."

Me:  "Sir, I'm not at all acquainted with this as I've never heard of this particular subject."

Colonel:  "You have 30 minutes to prepare a position paper on it.  That's an ORDER!"

Me:   "Yes, sir.  I will give you my 30 minutes of expertise as you requested."

I hurriedly reviewed some websites, copied and pasted what I found, and made it look really professional.

The position paper was adopted as the Air Force's position on the matter.

Moral of the story:   GIGO... Garbage In [computer] - Gospel Out [as long as it looks pretty]


True story

My Observations of the InterKorean Summit 2018

 These notes are just personal observations which may be of some value [or may not].  They are not meant to be political in nature but little details that caught my eye.

• Kim Jong Un’s usual bodyguard who had his back during Dennis Rodman’s trips to Pyongyang was not there.  That individual had been Kim Jong Il’s bodyguard as well.  All the bodyguards appeared to be much younger than previous crew.  Presumably, as he has gotten older he’s probably training new generation of bodyguards at KPA Unit 963 

•   Kim Yong Un invited Moon Jae In to cross into the north – unscripted.  Very nice gesture.  Symbolism counts

•  Kim Yong Chol twice got confused as to where to go when Kim Jong Un was walking towards Moon Jae In.  Kim Yo Jong also got called over once from where she was following her brother

• At all times, Kim Yo Jong walked near her brother, and she handed all documents and things, such as gloves, pens, water pitcher to Kim Jong Un.  Did not observe anyone else doing so. Mother-Hen sister as well as trusted comrade.  Noted that Kim Yo Jong had some type of cell phone or recorder which she placed on the table as Kim Jong Un was delivering his opening remarks.  At some point thereafter, she began to take notes, though I could not tell if she was taking notes on the electronic device or some other notebook.  She did not take notes during Moon Jae In’s opening remarks.

• Kim Jong Un is a heavy smoker.  Did not observe him light one at all.  He was probably going bonkers at times.

• Kim Jong Un has a good sense of humor and cracked a lot of jokes

• Pictures and videos of Kim Jong Un always show him talking and everyone else listening.  During his one-on-one talk in the park with Moon Jae In, it was interesting to observe Kim Jong Un listening to Moon.  Kim would nod in apparent agreement, at times he gazed to the side or downwards in thoughtful contemplation of the merits of what Moon Jae In was saying.  He gave the impression of being a good listener

• Li Sol Ju did not stand as close to Kim Jong Un as Kim Jong Suk stood to her husband, Moon Jae In.  Wonder if she was pissed off at Kim for not having made the initial trip earlier in the day

•  New heavyweights:  Kim Yo Jong and Kim Jong Chol.  Missing and presumably out of favor:  Hwang Pyong So and Choe Ryong Hae

CONDITIONS NECESSARY FOR THE SUCCESSFUL DENUCLEARIZATION OF NORTH KOREA

Ultimately, the successful denuclearization of North Korea will likely require the following conditions as a minimum:

 

·      Kim Jong Un’s commitment to denuclearization and his ability to actualize such a policy within the DPRK without opposition.  This is not as simple as it appears.  The DPRK has invested heavily in its nuclear weapons programs, and presumably, there are interest groups within national security and military-industrial organs who could oppose giving up weapons.  While it appears that Kim Jong Un has control over party and military structure (any opposition appears to have not fared too well so far) the possibility nevertheless exists of the emergence of serious opposition to actual denuclearization

·      South Korean commitment not to alter or destabilize political structure of DPRK,

-       No direct or indirect challenges to regime legitimacy and political structure

-       North Korea will likely evolve into Chinese-style communism, i.e., closed political structure with open economy

-       Human rights to be overlooked for a time.  China can help North Korea in this regard.  Not likely to be a problem for South Korea itself

·      DPRK’s need for South Korean and American investment and technology to develop its mineral resources and economy, which will not be forthcoming unless the country agrees to denuclearize.  The value of these golden carrots must be seen in context of Kim Jong Un’s speech before the 7^th Korean Worker’s Party Congress from May 6 to May 9, 2016, after a 36-year hiatus.  Frank Ruediger of the University of Vienna most appropriately titled the Congress “A Return to a New Normal.”[1]  In his speech:

Kim Jong Un refrained from following the typical socialist fallacy of promoting producer goods over consumer goods. Rather, he emphasized the need for a balanced development of the sectors of the national economy. In fact, he even sounded slightly critical of past economic policies when he stressed that past investments, which were mainly in the economy’s foundations, need to translate into actual improvements of the people’s lives. Developmental economists will feel reminded of the debate between supporters of balanced and unbalanced growth in the 1960s. Once again, we see that many of North Korea’s problems are far from unique.[2]

·      China’s determination to ensure a nuclear-weapons free Korean peninsula, and willingness to cooperate with the United States, North Korea and South Korea in pursuit of that goal,

·      Security guarantee to DPRK provided by the United States, China, and perhaps Russia.  In Kazakhstan’s case, security assurances were provided by Permanent Five (P-5) states of the United Nations (UN) Security Council (UNSC)[3],

-       Will likely require an iron-clad guarantee and some security mechanism as remedy for a breach thereof

-       May require US to remove forces from South Korea as a security guarantee to North.  On the other hand, Soviets agreed to German unification without requiring unified Germany withdrawal from NATO

·      The personal involvement of senior-level policy officials on all sides, and

·      U.S. technical and financial assistance through the Nunn-Lugar CTR program to support the elimination of weapons of mass destruction (WMD) infrastructure and expand the scope of U.S.-DPRK relations.  While originally “created for the purpose of securing and dismantling weapons of mass destruction and their associated infrastructure in the former states of the Soviet Union … CTR assistance has expanded to non-Soviet countries such as the South Asia region, Iraq, Afghanistan, China, and African nations such as Djibouti, Kenya, South Africa and Uganda.” [4]  The CTR provides a credible and time-tested mechanism for the elimination of North Korea’s nuclear weapons program.

·      As was the case in Kazakhstan, it will be Kim Jong Un’s “support for, and ability to lead the political process without domestic opposition”[5], as well as his ability to implement the process that will be keys to successful denuclearization. 

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[1] Frank Ruediger, The 7th Party Congress in North Korea: A Return to a New Normal,  38 North (May 20, 2016) http://www.38north.org/2016/05/rfrank052016/ accessed on September 10, 2016.

[2] Reudiger, Id.

[3] Dena Sholk, The Denuclearization of Kazakhstan (1991-1995), Georgetown University INAD 912, April 30, 2013; https://isd.georgetown.edu/sites/isd/files/JFD_Sholk_Denuclearization.pdf (accessed on January 8, 2017), p. 3

[4] Fact Sheet: The Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction Program.  The Center for Arms Control and Non-Proliferation,  June 1, 2014;

 https://armscontrolcenter.org/fact-sheet-the-nunn-lugar-cooperative-threat-reduction-program/  accessed April 10, 2018.

[5] Sholk, p. 3.